21 Things Today’s Kids Will Never Do
RENT A VHS TAPE AT YOUR LOCAL VIDEO STORE.
Do you remember Blockbuster? Your kids won’t. They’re used to On Demand and Netflix.
RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT A HELMET
And any other dangerous things you can do on a bike. (Note: We’re glad kids are now wearing helmets. This is a good step forward.)
WORRY ABOUT MISSING A FAVORITE TV SHOW
If they can’t record it, they can just stream it.
WRITE IN CURSIVE
Penmanship is no longer emphasized in elementary schools. Why bother? Most kids are typing on their computers by third or fourth grade.
MAKE A MIX TAPE FOR YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH
Maybe they’ll make a playlist instead.
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USE AN ENCYCLOPEDIA AS A REFERENCE FOR YOUR REPORT
Now that there’s Wikipedia, these books are basically worthless.
USE A TYPEWRITER
At least typing on a keyboard is somewhat similar.
DIAL A NUMBER ON A ROTARY PHONE
A phone that isn’t touch screen? What’s that?
USE A PAPER MAP
Between Google maps and GPS, kids today may never even see a paper map.
TAKE A SCANTRON TEST
SHOOT MARBLES
TAKE PHOTOS WITH A FILM CAMERA
FALL ASLEEP IN THE TRUNK OF A STATION WAGON
USE PARTY LINE TO DIAL IN MULTIPLE FRIENDS
ROAM THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH A PACK OF WILD KIDS
USE A CALL BOX WHEN THE CAR BREAKS DOWN
USE A HANDLE, INSTEAD OF A BUTTON, TO ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS OF A CAR
PLAY ON DANGEROUS PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT
LICK A POSTAGE STAMP